subliminal messages

Nooooo wayyyyy... this totally freaked me out.

Lately I have been saying "hilarious" and sometimes "anywho" and I juz realised that those words were used in HIMYM's episode of Jenkins. NOOOOO WAYYYYYY

Coincidence, I think NOT.

And by the way, MF (moneyface, not whatever you're thinking it might actually mean) used the word 'anal' in a sentence. Its weird how words that you juz learned will come up quite often in conversations. The power of 3, probably.

You should really TOTALLY ignore this post and just read the one below it. I mean totally.

Where do we go from here?

We go to dreamland. That's where we go. Be free we shall, to roam around the vast plains in our minds. Our imagination shall run wild as we be lucid, in our dreams. Enjoying the world where there isn't any limitations to what we can do. Gravity will not control us. Time will not limit us. Homework shall burn in our made-up fires. Homework shall burn in our made-up fires. I said that twice..... Dejavu shall not happen anymore coz I'm sick and tired of going to that forbidden lake where crocs live. Crocs as in crocodiles, not the hideous footwear. Hopefully I won't get stuck in a dream. Or get an out of body experience or whatever its called. That will suck. I don't think I sleep very gracefully.

Anywho, I hope you actually read that paragraph coz its not as boring as my previous posts. Like seriously.

Iuh naiq. Brackelackkin. RevEtuc. CARBOXY! That made no sense.

(Insert Fun time here)
"Do I make sense?"
"Well if you did, Suitnoreg would be running to you and he'll be your best friend for life"
"Good point"

I've always wondered what others thought of me, and what will happen if I die. Would be dearly missed? Or would the people around me triumph as though they have killed a mosquito. I would be really happy if i killed a mosquito, but that's besides the point.

Well I'm juz worried about my blog and my mousehunt. Right... They're just a bunch of time wasters.

Right. I went to macs just now. Ordered a double cheese burger meal + vanilla ice cream. When I got my Ice Lemon Tea, the small boy beside me tried to take it, thinking it was his. I put my hand there to resist his strong pull. lol. You should have seen his ps face. Awww... Ok then, a girl in a McCafe uniform (Is she called a worker or cashier or waiter or what?) went to grab the vanilla ice cream. First try. Fail. She looked behind, wondering if anyone saw what happened. No one did, except me. But she didn't know. Muahaha. She smiled as she threw the cone away. She's a newbie. She got a better vanilla cone and handed it to me. AND THEN, she passed me 2 carrier bags, which contained my burger and ice lemon tea which was not taken by that evil kenevil boy. I tried to raise my eyebrow. I couldn't obviously. HAHA. I asked for my Medium Fries. She was like "what?" and was dam blur. The veteran/old cashier told her, "The meal got Medium Fries lah, go take the fries". And she was like, "oh..."
That juz made my day.

WAIT, there's more!

As I walked back home, there was one cute boy running past me. He was running towards the play ground. His mom told him to stop running and come back. But noooooooooooooo... he was a naughty little boy and went to the slide to... slide? Yea whatever. So yea he had his share of fun when he realised, "Where's my mum?" (I inferred this was what he was thinking, but if I could mind read, I could confirm this. Unfortunately I don't so what the hell) Ok so that was what was in his mind. Instead he shouted "MA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" and looked around, wondering where his mum went. Awwww so cute, but HAHA he deserved it. He ran around looking for his mum. He was scared. I was overjoyed. I dunno what happened after that, coz if I hung around to find out, he might find his mum and my happiness would be short lived.

Again, I hope you guys read that coz its not boring at all.

WAIT THERE'S MORE!

What do the w.... OUCH FOOT CRAMP

Ok back to the point. And the cramp is gone.
What do the guys in white who come on the bus with the fancy beeping thingy when you place your ez link card on it, do?
I've always wondered. I thought it was to check if you tapped your card. But I didn't tap my card and instead payed cash. But he still asked for my card. So I can deduce that he doesn't check if you tapped your card? I'm confused. My card beeped the same as the other peoples' card. Weird. Maybe his machine thingy juz beeps when it sees your ez link card photo. Je ne sais pas.

WAIT THERE'S MORE!
I think I got praised/commended by my imba drummer senior. I was overjoyed.

Ok thats all. Tag please.

Ah shit. Thoughtful. Thoughtful.

No I'm not Si hui. But I need to be more aware of other people's feelings. Why hurt their feelings when you know you would be hurt if they did the same to you. It is not logical.

Sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings coz of my own selfish greed for lousy entertainment. However, if you do not mind the various "suans" throwed at you, then ENJOY WE SHALL! Muahaha to the person who sits beside me during class. (This paragraph was put in to break the seriousness. This blog needs its dose of retardedness)

Well on a side note,
I hate my STM
Short Term Memory
I need more RAM
I lost my running shoes.
I lost my Ipod Shuffle USB cable
I have no clue where they went.
None whatsoever
Darn my memory.

So Not Lame

It was So Not Lame.

It was freaking hilarious.

Needless to say, IP owned the JCs. Maybe I'm just biased. Maybe I'm not. "This can be supported by the fact that the IP skit earned a thunderous applause by the audience which was very contrasting to the pitiful applause for the other skits." Well it sounds biased, but it was true. Hysterical laughter accompanied the never ending applause as the taichi master did his thing while enlightening the prince. See me Tai Chi. The epicness. Certainly, the ERP beep at the end of the scene was the cherry on top of a wonderful sundae, or friday. Local context is the way to go. Well done IP, well done Caleb.

Well performances like this is one of the main causes why there is rivalry between JC and IP. And I'm not helping this situation. But we can't help it if we're naturally AWESOME. (-.-)

However, VJC encourages us to be Outstanding, Outperforming and Out having fun, and I feel that the jaysees and the aipis fulfill these 3 Os, but we do it differently. Jaysees earned their spot in this wonderful lycee, studying for 4 years to do one examination for each subject that will decide your fate, your future. And when their efforts paid off, they have to drop many of the skills they have learned and start over, on a new examination. Well what I learned in Econs is applicable, to increase productivity, a worker should be specialised in his work, which is done by repeating the same action over and over again, for at least a thousand times. And when you quit that job? Good luck doing a new action repetitively for another thousand times. Gotta love Econs.

Well anyways, this makes jaysees Outstanding and Outperforming in a sense that they don't have a classroom to stand or perform in, thus they have to go OUT to stand and perform. The lameness is infectious. Dam you Mas Selamat. Nah... They are outstanding and outperforming in their studies and their CCAs. Aipees on the other hand, are experts in the Out having fun part. We just do it so excellently, we could get Nobel prizes for being extremely fun. I mean seriously.

Well anyways... Homework is for losers. It should be abolished. Like seriously.

Finally................ my everywhere is aching. And I really should start practicing my skills before performing them in public. I just screw up too often. I have to stop.

P.S. Freudian slips are cool. Character analysis is cool but I just made it up. Lucid dreaming is scary, but I can't dream when I'm tired. I juz "sleep dead". Juggling is meh, don't see what so cool. Magic... is awesome. Misdirection is too. Memory is something I lack.

P.S.S. No fun time today

P.I.S.S is piss. Its not peace. Peace is peace. Piss is piss. There's a difference.

P.I.S.S.E.D I am, at some people.

I almost forgot!

Darn the torpedoes. And my STM.

I forgot that I was supposed to post this, so dual post on this fateful Thursday.

Tessalation. The retardedness never ends.

:)

I juz had to.

Oh I started a dream Journal. I might start lucid dreaming soon. Adventures in DreamWorld shall be fulfilled when the time comes. I hope I don't get stuck in there. NO MORE CROCODILES UNDER THE CLASS SOFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Now for somemore fun time.

(To the beat of the U-G-L-Y cheer)
K-I-S-S
You ain't a Bi, You ain't a Les
So Kiss my (S, S)
So kiss my (S, S)

Why?

Why must you blame others when an unfortunate event happens?
Why must you beat yourself up when you make a mistake?
Why must you bring up the past when we are talking about the now and the future?

Why must you?
You mustn't

Why should you?
You shouldn't

You should accept. Accept the situation. Accept whatever that has happened. Accept it even if it hurts to. Accept it you must.

Criticising another person's choices because it wasn't the right choice, is unfair. Extremely unfair. Why? Because we can't foresee the future. And mistakes are inevitable.

To err is human, to forgive is divine

The blame game is unnecessary. Its redundant. It leads to more problems. It a liability. Therefore, thus, hence, henceforth, in conclusion, Thou Shalt Not Blameth. Thou shalt Gareth. I mean Careth. Lame -.-

Yay! now for some fun time!

Don't be Anal.
Wtf is Anal?
You know... Jubo...
What? Like 'Don't be an @$#*73?
I do not comprehend
I still don't know what anal means
I think you're spelling it wrong
Apparently I'm not. It means "very particular"

Ad Lib

Ad libitum = at (one's) pleasure
[Insert horny smile here]

Ad lib = Spontaneous creation, Improvisation, Quick-witted invention

Ad lib lets you be free and random

Ad lib is a way of life

Ad Lib-ing or Improvisation is a great skill that would be worthwhile once mastered. It rarely fails you, unless you're an Epic Phailure, which in that case you should be at home mugging your ass off, no offense to anyone. Right... Anyways... Back to the point, Improvisation will get you out of those tight spots, if you know what I mean [insert horny smile here, again]. If your "well thought out" quick-wittiness is presented perfectly, you would get out of those darned sucky problematic situations with such ease, you would think you're on Highway 69. [Insert that darned smiley again]

Well Ad Lib is also a wonderful skill widely used by musicians during a solo in a musical piece, or while they are jamming. Musicality and creativity blossoms as musicians improvise solos and it truly brings out the full potential of a musician. The concept of being free to express himself would relax and open up his mind to the vast music-scape, if that even is a word. Its not. Never you mind.

Improvisation lets you be funny, naturally so to speak. Improvisation also makes you random, which may be a good thing. And improvisation also makes you seem more intelligent and confident. Good thing perhaps, unless you're afraid to ad lib in the first place. Well neverthemore. OMG NEVERMORE, NEVERTHELESS. ok nvm.



Remember the F word.
F-C-US

Focus.
It brings you further in life in a shorter amount of time.

Eff...
Efficiency is the key.
Its the key to make most out of your life.

Taking your time is a luxury that many people don't get to enjoy
Make full use of this luxury.
Enjoy.

Coin Incidence

There was this Coin incidence with Gerontius. Wait. If I continued with this, I'd be telling his life story. Better not. Bad Idea. Meh he is awesome. Gotta love that dude.

Coincidence... I think NOT! ~quote Mr Crocker from fairly oddparents (:

Coincidences happen as often as i fart
- Zhi Hong!

Coincidences mainly happen coincidentally
- Captain Obvious

Coincidences happen when you least expect them, which is a coincidence as if not, it is an expectation or a prediction that has been met, thus reducing chances of a paradox, although it wouldn't be a coincidence if its random, therefore there must have been a slight thought of the coincidence to happen, which would then make it not a coincidence, although in actual fact it is.
- Gaytothepoint?

Understand, you must.
-Yoda Jr.

To be continued when you least expect it.............

14Feb'10

Chinese New Year, Valentine's Day, Eve of Total Defense day.

Non-Chinese, Single, Not patriotic.

Funfair.

Act Cute when you're not cute makes me sick. HAHA Anonymous.

But if you're not acting...

Getting AngPao money when you're not Chinese is awesome. It juz makes you special.

Learning other cultures is cool too. You can see the simple differences that make you who you are. Japanese, Thai, Korean, Malay, Chinese.... So unique in culture.

One thing similar, our emotions, Facial expressions, Body language? Somehow when you converse in your own language to someone who doesn't understand, the message can still get across if you "describe" properly. I could "understand" certain stuff even though its in Chinese. Life is good.

Xiao Di, malais-ren, eh Boi, you (points index finger at me) -> My name when I was working. Funfair.


Coincidence? I think NOT!
Jinx! You owe me a drink.
Right... When the sky turns purple
The sky turns purple at like 7.
FINE, when the grass turns purple.
ORRRR... When the sky turns green!
GREEENNNN!!!
YELLOWWWWW!!!!
Omg shut up
F-O.

Pay Day.

Its the first time I earned money fairly. Fairly? Like without cheating. (:

My feet hurt. I have a blister on my Abnormally long 2nd toe.
Ouch. Owwww..........

Oh I got an Ang pow (I dunno how to spell it). YAYYYY...
Happy chinese new year....

Ok I feel like dying.
Some one likes to say that.

"I want wa-ter" (Djuang ke ai-ness)

:D

Had a nice day.
Hilarious day.
Nothing went wrong day.

How the day went:

-Went to school late, realised I forgot to bring tie, went to bandroom, my kind senior lent me a tie. YAY.
-Went for band to play for assembly, got to play Crash Cymbals, yay. Didn't really screw up. (:
-Chem practical. Had fun. Titrating. If that even is a word.
-CNY CELEBRATION = slacking. Much better than class. Saw Gladys do wushu. Where got imba.
-Went to class for jamming session. Improv is fun.
-Rushed to PP, ate at Banquet with my Halal buddy. 10 mins Rush n' go.
-Went to pray, in aircon room. Shiok.
-Met up with the guys again at Borders. Played cards, read Dora the Explorer pop up book, Alien Eyes book. What fun.
-Went bowling. WOOTS. Didn't win but had fun. Almost did a split when i fell down at the lane. But I got a few strikes. All in good fun.
-Walked to No Brainer's house. Stalkers. (:
-Got lost in the neighbourhood without her, met a nice angmoh kid who was cycling. Cute. PEDOPHILIA.
-Went the long way, finally got to the MRT and bought sushi. UNAGI. Nice. Hoboes.
-BOO-gis. Crashed juniors outing. They're so cool. Jealous. Ate at KFC to save money. (:
-Met up with juniors. THEY PANGSEH. But we made do with what we had left, had our own fun till they pangseh-ed us. But we read their minds. Reached the target location before them. SUCKAS
-Found the other juniors. JOKE. And had our fun with junior scandals. And stuff. Stargazing, Stalking... MUAHAHA
-Played cards, Slap the jack, magic tricks. Haha.
-Got a lift from a junior, and it was hilarious. Too bad i couldn't share the joy so i juz laughed alone. Retard. All in good fun. Hilarious. Dammmmmm epic end. And I slapped the jack again.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. -.-

I’ll be sin^2 and you can be cos^2 and then together, we’ll be 1. :D

-source: Afiys facebook post

The Blog Never Died. I Did.

One more chance, give me one more chance
'~.~.~.~'

Orange. Ora-nge you glad that you visited my blog? Well one thing is for sure, this blog isn't dead. No one murdered it. Its not malnutritioned. Its fed with crap. Yes. My blog likes crap.

Long day of school. Screwed up day. Not a good start, not a good middle, not a good end. However... the blue screen of death made my day. I love my spoiled laptop. But that just means I can't refer to my previous project. NOOOO!!!!!!! My laptop... I cried when it died. :'(

I want to take my medication. It makes me high. I made this blog when I was high. There is a difference when I'm high and when I'm low. The high me is awesome. The low me is awe-abit.

I bet you've heard the saying : Google is your friend. Well its definitely true. Friends help each other. Google has SAVED MY LIFE. Google should be like my best buddy. Bleh. Google is a nerd. Like a certain someone. No offense.Well anyways, I juz wanted to say that : iPod is your friend.
Why do I say that? Well its there for you in times of need. Its there for you when you're down, sad and depressed. Its there for you when you're lonely. Its there for you when you need to sleep. Its there for you when you suddenly feel the urge to be awesome, but we all are awesome in our own ways, your iPod juz makes you awesome-ER. OH OH, your iPod is there for you when you need to eavesdrop on a conversation but act as though you're enjoying KoL, who rox btw. Yea.

...Wait for it...

Wait for what?

...Wait....for... it....

Wait for what you retard?

PARAAAAAMOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *hysterical screaming, occasional fainting*

You mean you juz made me wait for some para more thingy? Gawd.

SHUT UPPPPPPP

Well go get your shovel
And we'll dig a deep hole
To bury the castle, bury the castle
Go get your shovel
And we'll dig a deep hole
To bury the castle, bury the castle
Ba da ba ba da ba ba da
...

The Moon

LX made a link with the moon and one's personality. This is his theory.

"I would like someone to write on something to do with the moon and personalities. A true personality does not exist"

"Let say, you're like this at home or in school, you're 2 "different people", in different places its like the earth and the moon. What we see... is just the same side of the moon everyday"

That's coz the Moon is tidally locked to the Earth.

"However, there is more that exists behind the moon, but that does not really matter because you'll never see it"

Mmmhmmm...

"Likewise in personalities. As such, your "true" personality is your dominant personality.

"For example, lets say person A sees you as A, person B sees you as B. You are A to person A and B to person B. Therefore, personality A and personality B are your dominant personality towards that selected person. (I'm sure there's a grammatical error. Sounds weird)

"So, would it be true to say that if those 2 people met up and discussed about you, person A and person B would eventually get both sides of the story and learned that you have personality AB?"

BLOOD TYPE AB!

"That was random. As you all know,you are only seeing the surface of the moon you dunno whats inside just you can never know the true personality of a person you need to like, errr, destroy the moon to see everything."

(day 2, story continued)
"Lets take a nearer to home example:
A leaf. You want to measure the diameter micrometer screw gauge you crush the leaf. While measuring the diameter now is not the true diameter but the crushed diameter. Likewise, when you try to probe deeper into a person, you dig into the moon to discover whats inside and you will ultimately damage the moon, no matter what means you use the extent of digging you did. if you try to find out too much about a person you will alter the personality of the person."

"Will? You mean 'might' right?"

"No, its 'will'. If the person doesn't want to tell but you keep probing that makes the person drift further and further away till he finally breaks down and tell. But... even after you find out, the mental state of the person is altered. The person will never be the same again. Not really again, the person will not be the same as his previous self, so to speak. Subtle changes. Its like how you add one small drop into the 'river of information in a guys head' and the volume is changed, the composition changes. Of course... the personality of this person, so to speak... may be changed due to other external factors excluding those from you..."

Whoaaaa... TMTH! By using lousy inference and understanding skills, I can say that the best thing to do is "Don't mess with the Zohan". Ok random. I meant you should try not to raise the topic as it will change his personality. It will show his fake or unreal side. NO, the previous statement is false in this context. It shows another side of the moon that you don't see. A non dominant side of the person. A different phase of the moon? Je ne sais pas.

-Updated.

I'm sure LX meant that hypothetically of course. Interesting link... Now for some music

...
As if to say, as if to say
He doesn't like chocolate
He's born a liar, he'll die a liar
Some things will never be different
...

My Future.

Ever been asked Who do you wanna be when you grow up? and not knowing how to answer?
I have been in that situation at least 10 times before. I have never seriously thought of what I want to be when I'm older. Well now I'm trying to.

As a start, I listed out possible occupations I could think of. Doctor, Surgeon, Pilot, Banker, Lawyer, Teacher, Professional Gamer, IT person, Expert Slacker.
I could rule out Doctor/Surgeon coz I don't plan on studying hard for like 8 years and finally being a doctor, working with people who are sick and bloody. Furthermore, my hands shiver as though I have Parkinson's when I'm working under pressure. Pilot, I have acrophobia, and I do not wish to be accused as a terrorist who can fly planes into buildings, so that's a no. Banker, not something people wish to be, nor do I. Lawyer, HAH. Teacher, the worst job IMO, being a student an all, unless I can be a super cool (dun laugh) and well-liked teacher, highly unlikely. However... high paying job, and maybe if I had Tourette's syndrome and I became a teacher, I could make my life a success story, make a movie, and be awesome. But I'm already awesome. Right. PPPPPPPPPPRRRROOOOOfessional gamer, every new-age kid's dream, too bad my laptop kena virus. IT person, refer to previous sentence and infer. (If you can't infer coz you're retarded and coz I'm mean and evil, my laptop has been infected by a virus and I can't fix it, if I wish to be an IT person, I'll be able to do smth about the freaking laptop.) Expert slacker, I could say that I'm already an expert in this field, so I can't do the same thing in the future, so its not something I can become, coz I'm already an Expert Slacker.

Weren't you tired of reading that, I bet you didn't bother reading it and skipped to this paragraph. Most people would. But then again, most people won't go to my blog. So.... I shall give you added suspense.

MUAHAHA! (insert audio file of evil laughter) Ok... so after that suspense, I thought of being an Entrepeneur. Like Spongebob and Patrick. Yea, but I don't like Pink! or YELLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! (Awkward silence) Okay.... Being an entrepeneur/businessman is cool. You are free to do whatever you want, for a price. You won't get a fixed salary. The money you will get is solely from the products of your hardwork. Well, I'm a slacker, hardwork isn't in my dic - tionary. Working smart is the way to go. Which is why... I have done some research... which will be boring. Researching about successful brands and companies. And logos. Take Google for example. Wiki Google and read. Its extremely interesting. Googol... haha. Square root of 2... Haha... Yea... I'm weird. So I have been told....

Random

Welcome.
This is my first post on this awesome blog. It's titled : Random.

"Not as random as Brownian Motion" -quoted from a friend. WTHMTQ

I don't know what I'm going to use this blog for, probably juz to record down certain theories or facts that I learn. Good stuff. Well yea.

Thank you for visiting my blog, karma will repay you in the near future. Peace.